FatWalleter's Poetic Piece
A poem by FatWallet.com Members
(listed in order of appearance from left to right)
(Chief Mucky Muck)
I love to string cranberries for the Christmas tree,
And with codes from FatWallet, I got them for free!
everyone in FW OT should head down south,
for we Texans just LOVE those with a big mouth
Texas is a land most bizarre.
Only 1736 miles to Julez in a car!
or we could all decide on a mutual place,
so we can meet each other's face!
Oh how wonderful this idea is to me!
To hang-out with others, we actually can see!
if any meeting would require a trip from my chair
I must confess that I will not leave my lair.
tim could decide on the exact site
so we won't all disagree and get into a fight!
how lazy of a person you are jeeves!!
you don't want to be added as one of my pet peeves
party at tim's house if you are an OT fan
So pickup your beer and get there as fast as you can.
I agree with Julez, let Tim pick the site
Jeeves' gf can bring him if he continues to fight!
too bad i am not of legal age,
or i'd bring enough liquor to fill up a stage.
What about me? May I bring my horse?
I never leave home without it, of course.
My gf would never allow me to come
Ya'll are too cute and I might cheat some.
Sure thing Godiva please bring the horse!
Cuz everyone knows: a horse is a horse, of course!
Godiva, why of course you can!
a horse is not something that we will ban.
jeeves, are you talking to me?
i know it is me that you want to see
No problem Jeeves, just stay at home, dear!
But your girlfriend can come, we'll fill her ear!
Julez, what an odd imagination you have there
But alas I already have a gf most fair.
we'll tell her all about jeeves's antics
some of which may make her frantic
Getting nervous and twitching about
The gf angry is worse than gout!
I want to ride godiva for a good long time
The horse I meant with this silly old rhyme.
jeeves, julez wants to meet you as a friend
Is that something you cannot comprehend?
Jeeves I'll let you ride my horse
but only if you ask in Norse
godiva is my friend
all the way to the end
Darn you godiva for choosing a language most dead
Perhaps something else you can think up in your head?
thanks gamer, that was really sweet.
now I shall bake you a treat.
ok jeeves you can ask in spanish
or to the basement you will be banished.
rubbing my poor empty tummy
cookies from godiva would sure be yummy!
Don't burn it please
Or else I'll eat cheese
Burn food? Never! How dare you say that!!
Now what did I do with my damn chef hat?
"Godiva, Puedo montar tu caballo?"
Jeeves asks in a voice oh so low.
I'm not sure what Julez did say
I decided to peek and maybe even play
now is this a game?
so fair and tame?
seems easy enough i shall say
to boost my post up up and away!
Why, absolutely Razorcat!
Join the fun, here's where it's at!
Yes this is a game so stop feeling low.
Think of something more witty and post it below.
thank you, Nana, for creating this game
I'm very surprised that the rhymes are tame.
Were I to have the thing I most desire,
'Twould be to be with you beside the fire.
Every man should be like RedArt
Sweet, kind, and caring with a genuine heart
Godiva to be a red ball I'll need a good bribe
Not sure I want to be in that tribe.
Godiva's kind words have turned me bright red,
In my book she'll always come out ahead.
yes, to meet face to face and to see eye to eye!
because behind the keyboard, it's so easy to lie.
I'll bring the chips.
You bring the dips.
FatWallet.Com(Chief Mucky Muck):
We could all get together at my place.
Of course I'd have to stock up on mace.
my grandpa, the deputy, had some in his basement
i woulda given to you for your need for mace-ment.
Tim, mace you think we would need it?
It won't go well with the chips, no not one bit.
Macing the hands that feed is not nice.
We might see that as an unwelcoming vice.
FatWallet.Com(Chief Mucky Muck):
Would that mean I could write off a few go-karts?
I need to find an accountant with that much smarts.
what are these go-karts of which you speak?
If they are for us, my ears will now peak.
a go-kart i want to ride,
so that i can crash into your side
Don't crash your kart into me
or a FOTB kick you will see
Poor julez doesn't have a car
On 2 MPH, her gokart won't get her far!
That is true but she does this thing.
I once saw her on home video laugh and sing.
Oh that video, I too did save
Other than Josie&thePussycats, it is my fav.
it's late at night, indeed
but financial statements i must read!
Fine ignore me on our nice chat on IM
I'll just in your direction cough some phlegm!
i am not ignoring you!
i can read and talk too.
boo hoo boo hoo
that reason sure stinks like poo!
it's late now, i must sleep
so that i may dream of some sheep!
Don't let the bed bugs bite
I'm sleeping alone tonight
Sniff, sniff, no one to bite!
Dreaming of sheep thats a strange thing to do
As long as you don't get serious and marry them too.
I hope your dreams are pleasant
instead of lamb, we'll have pheasant
It's Monday morning and time to go,
For more words that rhyme I do not know.
farking and barking, czar and car
words that rhyme are never too far.
with rhymes that sound like Dr. Seuss
jeeves sure is a silly goose
I will not rip on jeeves today,
I won't rip him in any way.
redart and bloo are an odd pair
They grace OT with a little flare.
alas to busy last two days
unable to check fatwallet until today
it is time, it is time
to make another rhyme!
It's now an hour past noon
I want dinner to come soon!
i must work on a group project soon
i hope we don't work until up comes the moon
I hope you'll get a break
And maybe enjoy some cake
back to work you go
until the whistle at five it blow
I know it's supposed to be spring
But two inches of snow since this morning?
another post by the wonderful cat
wondering if half rhymes can be all that
haiku not found here
long before this game appear
used to be all clear
Ah, a six hour nap for me
Bliss like getting a hooker for free.
Hey wait that didn't sound right
Shame on me for that despicable sight.
Perhaps one day my mind will be clean
A day when my words will no longer be mean.
But alas that will be a sad day indeed
Because the demon inside I must perpetually feed.
Until that day I will make silly rhymes
hey, its better than chilling with mimes.
So you all may now go back to your lives
Or perhaps stay here and throw out more witty jives.
Well back in this thread comes Nanabees
Y'all have been quite busy li'l bees
So many rhymes from balls, penguins, and even a duck
I thought I even saw, a few from Chief Mucky Muck!
And I'm as excited as a penguin in ice,
that everyone here is playing so nice!
Just one quick rhyme before I go
Cuz, I like Pickard's "Make it so!"
This bit of info you all now know
So ya won't be a wunderin, any mo
Today South Carolina hit eighty-five
So hot, the bees stayed in the hive
Sunshine was soooo plentiful all day long
Made the work pass, like a wonderful song
i cannot find my keys
now i may have to change locks and pay some fees.
what is wrong with my mind.
i thought i had my keys but i had left them behind.
julez! oh no, that's too bad!
I hope that news doesn't make you sad.
Boston Public or 7th Heaven
What to watch is not a given.
Problem solved, no Boston Public tonight
2 hour Ally Mcbeal, eek what a fright!
off i go
yo ho ho
when no time
is it the time?
that the bell chimes
it is such a shame
if now is the end of this game.
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